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- BUZZWOR.ZIP 1164 05-29-89 Buzzword is a list of funny data processing
- | definitions.
- COMIC.ZIP 46495 09-15-93 Captain Comic 3 is a terrific run-and-jump
- | type arcade game with great graphics -- true
- | arcade quality. EGA or better required.
- | (Michael Denio) (Reg.Fee: $10-$20)
- DOCTORS.ZIP 10954 09-26-92 Lowdown On Doctors contains 60 quotes,
- | quips, sayings and jokes about doctors,
- | physicians, surgeons and psychiatrists.
- | (Barry Fetter) (Reg.Fee: $0)
- JQ15.ZIP 314523 11-08-94 Jokes & Quotes 1.5 is a daily message display
- | system that can also be run from a network.
- | It contains nearly 4000 jokes, quotes,
- | stories, and maxims that can be selected from
- | 25 categories. Network features include
- | global messages to all users, special
- | messages to selected users, administrator
- | controled categories, and more. (Michael L
- | Wester) (ASP) (Reg.Fee: $15)
- MOLESIZE.ZIP 1110 10-04-93 The Size of the Mole 1.0 is an amusing text
- | file that tries to convey in everyday terms
- | the enormous size of a quantitative unit
- | known as a "Mole". (Reg.Fee: $0)
- MURPHY.ZIP 273439 07-13-95 Murphy's Law displays one of Murphy's laws
- | or some other clever quote each time you boot
- | up. (Charles J.C. Lyall) (Reg.Fee: $0)
- NYC_JOKE.ZIP 136737 02-04-94 The NYC Cab Driver's Joke Disk contains a
- | dBase-compatible database of 100 jokes. It
- | allows you to search, browse, and print the
- | jokes, and add your own. The jokes provided
- | on this disk include groaning one-liners,
- | knock-knock jokes, and some seriously
- | off-color stories. (Joke Disk International)
- | (Reg.Fee: $5-$18)
- POLLAW.ZIP 12146 09-10-92 Lowdown on Lawyers and Politicians is a
- | pithy collection of quotes, quips, sayings
- | and jokes about politicians and lawyers. The
- | authors, dates and sources are given if
- | known. Example: "Lawyers are the only persons
- | in whom ignorance of the law is not
- | punished." Jeremy Bentham (1748-1832)
- | Material is divided into eight sections:
- | Essence, Opposites, Insight, Positive,
- | Negative, Advice, Poetry and Prose, and Jokes
- | and Humor. (Barry Fetter) (Reg.Fee: $0)
- PPL.ZIP 225502 02-03-94 Portable Punchline Kit lets you keep
- | maintain a database of jokes, funny quotes,
- | or just humorous incidents. This program may
- | be ideal for a professional comedian, public
- | speaker, as well as for someone who just
- | enjoys humor. Some riddles jokes, dialogues
- | and anecdotes are already included. Requires
- | a hard disk. (U.D. & Associates) (Reg.Fee:
- | $20)
- SPKR_RSR.ZIP 307250 02-04-94 Speaker's Resource 1.0 makes it easy for
- | public speakers (eg: ministers, teachers) to
- | save and recall stories, quips, jokes, etc.,
- | by key word search. PCX graphics can be
- | linked to a text record. A sample database of
- | stories is included. Requires a hard disk.
- | (Alan C. Elliott) (ASP) (Reg.Fee: $49)
- STARSPEK.ZIP 139279 03-28-95 Star Speck is a collection of parodies of
- | Star Trek. Some parodies are all-original,
- | and many are direct satires of particular TV
- | episodes and movies. (Stanley Dunigan)
- | (Reg.Fee: $12)
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